Jealousy And Horse Porn

  • Yesterday I was subjected to some horse porn. Ok, subjected isn’t quite the word I guess. My boss was breeding some horses and it was so loud and I’m so nosey I had to watch. Wait! My boss wasn’t actually breeding them himself. He was just the pimp that set it all up. Anyway, I’m glad I’m not a horse because they get kinda rough!
  • I learned Friday night that I am quite territorial. I had to work the door at the bar and Robin was sitting by me talking. She heard a girl talking about the good looking cowboy in the black hat standing by the bar. Well, the only cowboy in a black hat standing by the bar happened to be MY cowboy! So, I did what any mature adult would do… I called a bouncer over to work the door for a few minutes and went and stood by him and kissed him. See, I’m not the least bit jealous; I’m just like a two year old and want the others to know what’s mine!
  • Somewhere along the way I have acquired a wienie addiction. (Minds out of the gutter) I’m talking the full on cow/pig parts and pieces kind of wienies. I love them. Can’t quit eating them. And if they happen to be stuffed with cheese I am totally their bitch!
  • I printed out my blog for Jeff to read the other day. We laid in bed for a few hours reading it. I wish I would have put a little more into some of them because I have absolutely no clue what the hell I was talking about. He would ask me a question and I would try and think about it for awhile and once or twice I came up with what I was talking about but for the most part I really had no clue.
  • Ever since I wrote that little bit about my wienie addiction I have been trying to figure out how to get myself to the store to get me a fix. Wienies and oreos…damn that sounds good!
  • My kids keep randomly walking around the house quoting South Park.
  • My daughter did a story for one of her classes that started out with her as a baby. I put her in a block of cheese to keep her safe or out of my way or something or another like that.
  • Jeff told me and Dj the other night that he is going to outlaw the use of the words fuck and bitch in our house. So her and I decided that from now on we will just have to call each other buckin fitches!
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