Me…All Domesticated And Shit

For the past two years my house has been a complete girly kinda house. Just me and my daughter there except for when my son comes to visit. Two weeks ago my son moved in and a few days after that J moved in. These things are good things. We were in a rut, we needed a change and a reason to be all girly and shit from time to time.
Something I was unaware of but have since found out…J is a magnet for teenage boys. They are drawn to him. Since he arrived on the scene my house has had a full on testosterone explosion. So much so that even my walls have started grunting and scratching their ass! From the minute I get home all the neighborhood boys pile up in my house asking “When’s J coming home?” “Is he here yet?” “How much longer?”
Hell I even cooked once already and I’m gonna do it again tonight. Not out of any sense of obligation but because I want to. I NEVER want to cook. Wtf!! I get two men living in my house and I turn all Betty Crocker and shit! And don’t let the attitude fool you any…I’m loving every minute of it.
Oh Lawd!! Does anyone have a spare Valium?

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Published in: on January 8, 2007 at 7:59 pm  Leave a Comment  

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