Get Over It!

Why do people think they need to fix things all the damn time? Homosexuality might be a sin but it is no greater sin then, oh let’s say, JUDGING homosexuals for their sin. It is no greater sin then me living with a man unmarried. Yet, I hear very few people trying to judge me for that because I am a woman and he is a man.
When I was a teenager I knew a gay man. He was awesome in many ways but to me it was mostly just because he talked to me like I was human and not just the alein being most teenagers tend to be. I knew he was gay but never seen him with another man or even heard him talk about one. He was killed in a car wreck a couple years after I met him. I was told that he had never had a boyfriend and had never kissed another man. (I don’t know if that was true or not but I was told that) He didn’t put himself out there because of the judgmental people that he would have to deal with. To me that is just tragic. He never knew what it felt like to love or be loved by another human being above and beyond platonic love. He never felt the complete and total euphoria that comes with true, passionate love.
I guess what I am trying to say is…what does it matter who you love or who loves you? To me it only matters that you are loved and that you do love. We all have our sins and we will all answer to our higher power someday. If they aren’t hurting anyone why the hell should we care if it is same sex or not?

Published in: on January 25, 2007 at 5:14 pm  Leave a Comment  

And We Shall Call It Squishy

  • 5 points for knowing where that title came from. (Billie you get bonus points cause I already know you know it.)
  • Is it weird that there are five songs that turn me on? Is it really weird that 2 of them have nothing to do with sex?
  • I feel bad for my Grandma right now. She has been mourning the lose of a dear friend for a couple weeks ago. Her stove. She bought it in 1954. She has called me a couple times about it and now she is really starting to worry me.
  • Last night was a way cool night. I have been sworn to secrecy about why it was a way cool night. (If you text me…I’ll tell ya! Shhhhh)
  • I’m at work…my bra just snapped in half. I’m blaming it on Robin cause her and I just talked about her being here and her bra busting.
  • Me and Robin have been talking about taking J out this weekend, I wonder if he is ready for it?
    I’m hungry.
  • Does anyone else find it as funny as I do that when I called to get my birth control and annual coochie tune up appointment that they set it for Valentine’s Day?
Published in: on January 18, 2007 at 8:09 pm  Leave a Comment  

$620.60

How it works is, you look at the list below, make a note of the ‘fines’ for each ‘infraction’ and tally up how much you would have to pay if it was real. You don’t count per incident.
Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25
My total fine was $620.60! That’s like not a very big fine is it?

Published in: on January 17, 2007 at 7:10 pm  Leave a Comment  

Busting Bubbles

Why do men always have to bust our bubbles? The heater in my car went out a couple days ago. On the way to work yesterday I had a Eureaka moment and figured out how to fix it. It wasn’t a quick fix but on my way home from the store it suddenly came on and worked. I was so excited and full of myself that I sent J a text. Here is our conversation in full:
Me: I am so freakin awesome! I fixed my heater!!
J: You put water in the car?
Me: Uhhh yeah
I skeeved this from Robin cause I’m sure ya’ll don’t want to hear all the mushy stuff goin on in my brain right now. LOL
Let’s Play 40 Questions:
1. Are you wearing a necklace? Yes
2. Does your computer have a mouse? Yes
3. Are you wearing socks? Nope…I like to let my feet run naked
4. What color is your shirt? Maroon
5. How many bedrooms do you have in your house? 3
6. What are you listening to? You Can Do It – Ice Cube
7. What was the last mall you’ve been to? Grapevine Mall
8. Are you alone? Nope, I’m at work…alone
9. Do you have any older siblings? One
10. What is the last thing you ate? Spaghetti
11. Who was the last person to come over to your house? Robin
12. Who was the last person to call you? Adam
13. Who was the last person to text you? Jeff
14. What should you be doing? Mileage
15. Who is the last person who IMed you? Robin
16. What are you thinking right now? I should be posting something more interesting
17. What color are your pants? Blue
18. What color is your keyboard? Grey
19. What do you feel like eating/drinking? Chocolate Ice Cream/Tea
20. What are you doing right now? Answering questions and discussing the merits of me gaining 500 lbs and wearing a string bikini with J
21. Are you bored? No…not especially
22. How many teeth do you have? One that actually grew there/ full set if you count the ones I bought
23. Do you wear glasses? Supposed to but rarely do
24. What color are your shoes? Not wearing any
25. Last thing you drank? Tea
26. What are you doing today? Working
27. What are the last words you said? You men never fucking listen to me!
28. Do you have clothes on? Yeah….I can get away with a lot of things at work but being naked probably ain’t one of them.
29. Funniest part about today? Arguing with MFE and J this morning
30. Worst part about today? Not being at home in bed
31. Do you like llamas? I am all about the llamas! I’m llama luvin!
32. Do you have a cut on your pointer finger? No but I have a scar
33. Where is your cell phone? Right beside me
34. Do you have any friends named Robbie? Sort of…I call her that sometimes
35. Do you have any friends named Nikki? I used to
36. Do you have any friends named Mary? One of my favorite aunt’s name is Mary and I do consider her a friend
37. Do you have a friend named Hayley? There again…I used to
38. What were you doing last night? Can’t tell ya!
39. Have you ever been in love? Yes
40. Whens the last time you went on a roller coaster? A couple years ago

Published in: on January 11, 2007 at 7:31 pm  Leave a Comment  

Me…All Domesticated And Shit

For the past two years my house has been a complete girly kinda house. Just me and my daughter there except for when my son comes to visit. Two weeks ago my son moved in and a few days after that J moved in. These things are good things. We were in a rut, we needed a change and a reason to be all girly and shit from time to time.
Something I was unaware of but have since found out…J is a magnet for teenage boys. They are drawn to him. Since he arrived on the scene my house has had a full on testosterone explosion. So much so that even my walls have started grunting and scratching their ass! From the minute I get home all the neighborhood boys pile up in my house asking “When’s J coming home?” “Is he here yet?” “How much longer?”
Hell I even cooked once already and I’m gonna do it again tonight. Not out of any sense of obligation but because I want to. I NEVER want to cook. Wtf!! I get two men living in my house and I turn all Betty Crocker and shit! And don’t let the attitude fool you any…I’m loving every minute of it.
Oh Lawd!! Does anyone have a spare Valium?

Published in: on January 8, 2007 at 7:59 pm  Leave a Comment  

Last Week…

I’m sorry…I really didn’t mean to leave y’all hanging that long. It’s just been a busy, fun, cool week. So without further ado, here is my week in review… (hey that rhymed!)
Friday – I worked and then went home and played on the computer and didn’t do much of anything else.
Saturday – I played on the computer and listened to the kids whine because they were ready to go to Wal Mart all day and I refused to take them until that evening. I got a text from the man who’s name I can not say on this blog (We will call him MFE for the sake of this blog) telling me J is single and needs you to come get him. We go back and forth at each other a bit and then I talk to J and I go get him. (Background on who J is in case the parentals read this: J is someone MFE talked about setting me up with awhile back. It didn’t happen and then he started working where I work)
Sunday – I got woke up at the butt crack of dawn to take J back to his truck and then I just worked and slept all day so I could be ready for the big party Sunday night. I have to say it was the most awesome birthday party I have ever had! I had balloons, beer, boobs, beer, spongebob, beer, crown, beer, chocolate cake, beer, presents, beer. The night also included a kiss at midnight from a little cutie. Robin and I were just discussing the fact that we might have to just give in and kiss each other when out of the blue a guy came and stood by her and one came and stood by me. Midnight hit and it was on! Not sure if I mentioned this or not but there was some drinking involved in our night. At the end of the night Robin and I made it to the motel and staggered in. (We were trying to keep us out of jail so we spent the night in the motel instead of going all the way home…quite responsible of us, huh?) Robin didn’t put out so I started my new year with a kiss from a cutie and no sex.
Monday – We woke up around 9:30 and made our way back to her house where we watched tv and slept until J got there. Then we just had fun bullshitting with the kids until it was time for me to go pick up my kids. J and I loaded up and went and got them then continued to bullshit with the kids. I went to bed…with a man.
Tuesday – I woke up…with a man. Went to work…came home. I went to bed…with a man.
Wednesday – I woke up…with a man. Went to work…came home. I went to bed…with a man.
Thursday – I woke up…with a man. Went to work…came home. I went to bed…with a man.
Friday – I woke up…with a man. Went to work and here I sit posting this message. The kids go to their dad’s this weekend. I don’t think I’m gonna do much but maybe clean my house. Robin is sick…really sick. I will probably go down and see her tonight and let my little sparkling personality cheer her up a bit.
I want to say a big ol honkin THANK YOU to everyone who made my birthday so great. Mike and Evie I love those candles! My bedroom smells all chocolately. (If I get fat now I have someone to blame it on!) Billie and Robin…not much I can say that I haven’t said already but I will say this…I love y’all and thank God every day that I have you!

Published in: on January 5, 2007 at 6:00 pm  Leave a Comment  

I Could…

tell ya’ll about my awesome weekend. But, I think I’m gonna wait some more cause I’m not ready to share yet.

Published in: on January 2, 2007 at 7:48 pm  Leave a Comment