Think Before You Speak

If you decide you want to talk to me today please stop and ask yourself these two really easy questions:
Do I stand up to pee? Is what I’m about to say make me sound like I should be a two year old?
If you answered yes to these questions…Shut the hell up already!!! I’m tired of babying you. I’m not your mommy. I never changed your diapers. Get over yourself and do something about your problem instead of whining to me about it not getting done.
*I now return you to your regularly scheduled program.*

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Published in: on November 9, 2006 at 9:30 pm  Leave a Comment  

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