My Friend

I only have a couple female friends in my life. For the most part I can’t handle the politics of female friends. I have several male friends. They are friends and I’d like to keep it that way.
For the most part there are only a few that I consider to be good friends and I would tell them most anything. At times I kinda have to watch what I say to them because they are overly protective. Right now I am catching all kinds of hell from one of them because I said something that he didn’t like. He really hasn’t spoken to me in a couple days other then a quick text message saying I still love you.
There is one man in my life that I really enjoy. (Yes I know you are reading this and no I am not saying it to suck up so don’t roll your eyes at me. I just feel like talking about you today) The thing I think I like most about him is I can usually always just be myself around him. We argue, pick at each other, and every once in awhile he will break the rules of the man club and give me advice on what men are thinking.
For the most part he is right on with the advice. I do try and take his advice but sometimes it’s hard to do. I generally take his advice because he has a way of saying “I told you so” that just pisses me off!
Mostly I am writting this to give you a big ol honking thank you for all the help you have given me. You have saved me on more then one occasion and I’m not even quite sure you know that. On top of that you are helping out a close friend of mine and I will always be eternally greatful for that. I know you like us to think you are an ass but we know you have a big heart… your not fooling anyone.
Okay…enough said. We shall never speak of this again and if you bring it up to me I will deny it all.

Published in: on September 28, 2006 at 2:57 am  Leave a Comment  


I have almost decided I don’t like Wednesdays. I find that I am always bored on Wednesdays. I’m not recouperating from my weekend anymore and I’m not gearing up to start a new weekend. I’m just stuck dangling in the middle and I’m not a big fan of the dangling.
I think what I might start doing is getting up Wednesday morning and getting drunk. Then stop around lunch and start the getting over process. Yeah…I think that will work.
Something good did happen today. Billie came to work today and brought me new balls for my tongue ring. I love them! I haven’t had new balls in forever. Now I have a bunch of new balls. I can’t wait to get them all in my mouth. I guess this means if my Wednesday starts to get too boring I can just play with my balls.

Published in: on September 20, 2006 at 5:59 pm  Leave a Comment  

Houston…We Have A Problem!

I am out of cigarettes…AND POPSICLES!!!!

Published in: on September 14, 2006 at 9:26 pm  Leave a Comment  

Just Rambling…

I know life is full of ups and downs. It’s a regular roller coaster ride. In the past two weeks my life has started taking a massive upswing. I’m not quite ready to divulge all the details yet but things are really starting to get fun for me.
Last night, Robin, Dillon, Dj and I played darts for about an hour or so. It was really fun and Robin kicked our asses! Beginners luck I say and I will return the favor soon. LOL It was great to just sit around and bullshit and play around and not have to worry about all the crap that could explode in my face or cause me more grief. This move has been one of the best things to happen to me in a long time.
I am trying to quit smoking. So far things are really working out. I have managed to cut my cigarette bill quite a bit, however, I have upped Robin and Nathan’s bill some. LOL
I posted a few weeks ago about the website
Any Soldier. I did send a letter and I have heard back from 3 different soldiers. I was told in one that all the guys had read my letter so I would probably hear from a few of them. I got one email a couple weeks ago and got two this morning. I have had a blast with one of the guys. The fight is on. He had the nerve to dog out the Denver Broncos. It is now on, I won’t cut him any slack because he is over there defending me instead of being over here defending himself. LOL I really recommend you going to that site and grabbing an address and dropping these men and women just a note to say hi. You might not agree with what they are doin but it never hurts to at least let them know humanity isn’t dead and give them a boost while they are away from their friends and family defending YOU. *hops off soapbox*

Published in: on September 14, 2006 at 7:19 pm  Leave a Comment  

Bad Influence?

My bosses are always ripping on me cause I don’t wear shoes. About a month or so ago I caught one walking around without his shoes on. Then caught him again just the other day. Today…I found the other one sporting barefeet.

Published in: on September 11, 2006 at 5:06 pm  Leave a Comment  

Online Dating

I don’t know why, but for some reason today I have felt like putting myself out there. I have considered signing up for the dating services and such but I’m not so sure. I have surfed a few of them today and my prospects are kind of thin. Not because there is a lack of men in my area or that I don’t think they are good looking. I think they are all completely unoriginal.
One profile reads just like the next. If they aren’t overly mushy then they are openly perverted. I mean really, give me something to work with other then I’m looking for a good lady, and I can rock your world like no other man. Or even I am an honest guy looking for an honest woman. Ummmm duh! I don’t even feel sorry for the poor guys that advertise just how badly they were burned in their last relationship. You know I can swap horror stories with the best of them but I don’t want to know all the crap before I get to know you.
And how bout this describe your first date thing? The usual response seems to be a romantic dinner and a stroll around the lake. Piss on that…you don’t know me well enough to try and get romantic on the first date. Take me for some fast food and we can sit somewhere and just talk. Cause it’s first date…I ain’t giving it up! Or I will allow you to take me dancing…if you can dance. If you can’t I will walk off and dance with my friends.
Then as the last and final straw you have the guys (I realize girls are the same way but I’m not looking for a girl) that are in love with the idea of being in love. These are the guys that tell you do not contact unless you are wanting long term. Well how the hell am I supposed to know if I want long term with you before I contact you short term?
I think I am gonna post a profile and be completely original and tell it like it is. I think I will be that honest person that all guys are looking for. I will tell them straight out that I won’t lie to you unless I think I can get away with it or unless I think I really need to. I will say that I smoke too much and on the weekends I drink to much and can usually be found showing my titties to at least one guy. (They can look but not touch.) I will also clue them into the fact that I don’t care if you don’t like my best friend(s) they were here long before you came along and will also be here long after your gone. (Also they will cover for any lie I might tell even if I don’t warn them ahead of time.) And yes by dingies, my kids are way more important then you are!
Now… how is that for honesty? Think anyone will wanna date me?

Published in: on September 11, 2006 at 9:59 am  Leave a Comment  

Just Because

I was informed that people are worrying because my last post was about being sick and then I just quit posting. I’m not dead. My head has just been stopped up so everything is getting stuck. I’ll be back as quick as I have some more fodder for your amusement.

Published in: on September 9, 2006 at 3:26 am  Leave a Comment  

Tired Of Being Sick

This has been another week from hell. But, the weird thing is…it’s also been completely awesome! I haven’t seen my brother in years and he got to come in for a day and a half. I feel bad though cause I as moving and I felt like shit all weekend. I wasn’t a very good host.
Bill and I went out Friday night for a couple hours. It wasn’t that great of a night cause I have been so sick this week. I only went because…well, it was Friday night. We got up and got most of my stuff moved Saturday morning and the rest of the day I literally laid around and slept. My poor brother was stuck there just watching movies and talking to my kids.
Sunday we kind of lounge around until around 1:00 then we went to the grocery store and my bro bought my daughter and I a bunch of groceries. Thanks Frank and Lori! Then it was time for him to leave so I took him to his truck and sent him on his way. Bill and I finished up my moving and the rest of the day was spent either laying around at my house or laying around at Robin’s.
Yesterday I got a few things unpacked and some pictures hung up but mostly I just…laid around. I think I am just gonna take it easy this week and hope that I get over this pretty quick. Robin’s birthday is in two weeks and she says all her friends always get a little on her birthday so I gotta be ready so I can get mine. 🙂

Published in: on September 5, 2006 at 9:25 pm  Leave a Comment